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A NSFW Post

realhousewivesofnightvale:

  • using malfunctioning equipment 
  • not wearing a hard-hat in the proper zones
  • leaving the coffee pot on
  • exposed wires 
  • not knowing the locations of the fire exits
  • blowtorch juggling 

Posted 35 minutes ago With 70 notes

thesassylorax:

laughterbynight:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

and very sweet and rather smart compared to the credit they’re normally given.

i love when people realize how huge and sweet cows are/can be

Tagged: #cows

smashfizzle:

wily-caryatid:

tj:

Astoundingly awful story of “every day” sexism and racism from @iSmashFizzle.

If you can’t read it here, see this timeline that I put together.

(Thanks to Matt for explaining how Twitter’s timeline feature wörks.)

I feel like there’s some whorephobia here.

Wow. Okay, so apparently some tweets of mine ended up on Tumblr today. I don’t mind that. But I do want to clarify something: I have no problem with sex work or sex workers. At all. I just don’t happen to be a sex worker. And yes, it absolutely does do something to a black woman who, when in the presence of a white man, is either invisible, or it is assumed that man could only be interested in her if she is/was a sex worker. If you’re a sex worker, get your coins, Boo. But that’s not how I make my money, and the assumption that that’s the only reason certain men would be interested in me, is fucked.

headfullofgold:

autobibliography:

There may come a day, as I say, when you have cause to sing this song. I hope that that day never comes. At the same time, I know that it will. Let’s not kid each other: you’re going to have a very bad relationship some day. It’s not just gonna suck—it’s gonna suck ass. You’re going to make up a little chart of all the asses that it sucks. There will be an ass chart on your bedroom wall. Your significant other will say “What is this?” and you will say, “Oh, they’re just butts. Just butts.” And she will say “The hell they are—that’s an ass chart!” Where will you be then, oh sinner?”

— John Darnielle introducing No Children at The Middle East Downstairs in Cambridge, MA, 9.26.06.

"This here is a song I want you to sing to the one you love when the time comes. You’ll know when the time has come. You won’t like it; you won’t feel like singing. I want you to remember when the time comes that I told you that singing would help. It will make you look crazy. But there’s nothing like looking crazy to give you the edge."

—John Darnielle introducing No Children at the Empty Bottle in Chicago, IL, 2.28.2004

Posted 1 hour ago With 682 notes

Tagged: #audio

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

Posted 1 hour ago With 29,517 notes

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

Tagged: #food

corseque:

A wonderful meeting, or a beautiful thing can exist. We depict hatred, but it is to depict that there are more important things. We depict a curse, to depict the joy of liberation. What we should depict is, how the boy understands the girl, and the process in which the girl opens her heart to the boy. At the end, the girl will say to the boy, ‘I love you, Ashitaka. But I cannot forgive humans.’ Smiling, the boy should say, ‘That is fine. Live with me.’”  ( — Hayao Miyazaki)

          

kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched

Tagged: #video #cats

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

Tagged: #gif #drugs